🐩 WHO WE ARE – POODLES FOR HIRE

We are Poodles For Hire — a tight-knit crew of elite hackers and coders who turned chaos into a precision business.

No scripts. No kids. Just in-house L7 mastery and 6Tbps+ L4 dominance — the most advanced DDoS-for-hire service on the planet.

We don’t brag. We deliver blackouts.

From basement booters to corporate-grade takedowns, we’ve perfected the art of silent infiltration and total control.

Professional. Relentless. Untraceable.

You point. We pounce.

The net bows. The target breaks.

Hire the pack. Own the chaos. 🐕⚡